The Federal Republic of Str8 Safe Space is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Donald George Richkid with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.384 billion Str8 Safe Spaceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New Virginia Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Str8 Safe Spacean economy, worth 607 trillion New Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,515 New Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, Str8 Safe Space has designated New New Virginia Hill as its capital city, Donald George Richkid has just been declared ruler of Str8 Safe Space in an international press conference, and Ultrachristianity has been named as Str8 Safe Space's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Str8 Safe Space's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ultrachristianity.

Str8 Safe Space is ranked 255,154^th in the world and 309^th in Drew is life Drew is love for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 823.8 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.